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Who cares about your birthday. I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something

Sorry you will need a fire permit to burn that many candles at once – better blow them out. Happy Birthday

Happy birthday! Enjoy this day and don’t eat too much cake without me

Happy Birthday You’re one year closer to your death day

The younger you try to look the older you actually are.

Funny birthday messages

 

Happy Birthday on your very special day…. I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

So many candles, so little cake.

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience

May you live all the days of your life

Finding the perfect funny birthday wishes to write in a card or as a message can be tough. You want the message to be funny but you also don’t want to offend the person either. You should consider the type of person you are sending it to. For example you may not want to send anything to rude or suggestive to your older grandmother, young cousin or younger brother and sister.

Whether it is for your loved one, friend or family, you may want them to see how thoughtful you have been with a really rememberable personal message.

 

Funny birthday wishes for men

“Don’t worry about the past, it can’t be changed.
Don’t worry about the future, its not set yet.
Don’t worry about the present. I forgot to get you one.”

“There are 2 types of men that don’t understand women, single men and married men.”

Birthday messages for over 50s

Time has slipped away a bit now but you still feel as young as you ever have. You are only half way through life’s journey the best bits are yet to come. These quotes and messages are for those loved ones, friends and family at the ripe and tender age of 50 :)

“We’ve started to light the candles on your cake. The fire extinguishers have been primed.”

“You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.”

“Don’t forget to wear you sunglasses when they serve your cake.”

“Count your blessings not your wrinkles.”

“The worlds best kept secret, your real age.”

“You are now at that wonderful age where your back goes out more than you do.”

“You know you’re over the hill when the only gift you would like for your birthday is to not be reminded of it.”

“Getting old is all in your head. If only there was a way to stop it spreading to the rest of your body.”

“Don’t worry I’m not going to make any jokes about your age because I truly feel bad about how old you are.”

40th Birthday sayings

These messages are for your friends or family that have reached the milestone of 40 years young. They say life begins at 40. You know you are getting to that special time when all your birthday wishes have something to with age.

“Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times” -.Helen Rowland –
“The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate 25 year old men” – Colleen McCullough
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”- Father Larry Lorenzoni

 

30th Birthday wishes

The 30s a time to reminisce about your 20s and being so youthful. Now you have to stay positive you aren’t in your 40s just yet. Tell all those loved ones how much you mean to them with some heart warming funny messages.

“You are only young once but you can be immature for ever.”

Today is a very special day because someone awesome and brilliant was born on this day! No, it is not you. Maybe it will be you next time.

Happy birthday and congratulations to your 10th anniversary of your 10th birthday.

Funny Birthday Quotes, Messages, and Sayings for Friends

Finding the proper birthday messages or funny birthday quotes for friends to jot down in their greeting card will be difficult. However, there’s nothing more special than the gift of laughter. Therefore spread the enjoyment on their big day, with some funny birthday quotes. If you’re probing for some funny happy birthday quotes for brightening up someone’s big day, realize there are a numbers of the favorite funny birthday quotes. If you’re creating your own greetings cards, these happy birthday quotes are absolute to brighten up the within and bring delight to the recipient.

 

Here is a list of Funny Birthday wishes for friends

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. – Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni

May you live to be a hundred years – With one extra year to repent.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.

I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. – George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. – Dorothy Fulheim

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – Branch Rickey

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. – Truman Capote

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. – Dan Bennett

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles Schulz, cartoonist

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. – George Bernard Shaw

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. – Dave Barry, “Your Disintegrating Body,” Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. – Chili Davis

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Funny Birthday Quotes

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Funny Birthday Quotes
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Birthday wishes for sister

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Hope its as awesome as you are, and may all your birthday wishes come true.

May you never stray from the true path as you continue your amazing journey. Happy birthday

Millions Of Greetings! Thousands Of Colours! Hundreds of Wishes! Kg’s Of Cakes! Lot’s of Smiles! That’s What I Ask God 2 Give U Through out ur Life! Happy Birthday

I’m so glad you were born, because you brighten my life and fill it with joy

We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun.
Another year has passed and as you celebrate your birthday this year and turn a year older. May you have all that you wish for come true. Have a happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday, Colleen!

Annie Dillard has said that day by day you have to give the work before you all the best stuff you have, not saving up for later projects. If you give freely, there will always be more. 

“You are going to have to give and give and give, or there’s no reason for you to be writing. You have to give from the deepest part of yourself, and you are going to have to go on giving, and the giving is going to have to be its own reward. There is no cosmic importance to your getting something published, but there is in learning to be a giver. 

Your work as a writer, when you are giving everything you have to your characters and to your readers, will periodically make you feel like the single parent of a three-year-old, who is, by turns, wonderful, willful, terrible, crazed, and adoring. … But they are always yours, your books, as well as your children. You helped bring your work into being, and every day you have to feed it, help it stay well, give it advice, and love it when it ignores you. 

Your three-year-old and your work in progress teach you to give. They teach you to get our of yourself and become a person for someone else. This is probably the secret to happiness. So that’s one reason to write. Your child and your work hold you hostage, suck you dry, ruin your sleep, mess with your head, treat you like dirt, and then you discover they’ve given you that gold nugget you were looking for all along. 

Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life. 

Colleen, you know I love you to pieces, and that you’re one of my favorite women writers and always will be. I had trouble finding the right quote for you (you should see my writing shelf right now) but this one seemed most apropos. Remember there are many on your team, and keep giving. 

Happy Birthday. 


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Birthday Messages

New Birthday Messages For Kids

Today is the day when you can forget your homework and indulge in cake, gifts, songs, balloons, coke, games and a lot more. Let’s celebrate your special day!
Happy Birthday Dear…

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After being around you all these years, I have now realized why kids are also called angels. You are a gift from God who has brightened up the lives of your parents and everyone else around you. Happy Birthday, you little angel!

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May you reach many achievements this year and in all the years to come. I wish you many happy returns of the day. Happy birthday.

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I couldn’t just give you a simple birthday gift. It would be incomplete with a special birthday wish! Happy birthday to the most talented, smartest and strongest kid I know

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hope you have the loudest, craziest and most fun Birthday party ever! Happy Birthday!

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On your special day, cut loose and be sure to get a huge hunk of cake! Licking the chocolate from your fingers is optional! Have an amazing birthday!

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Wishing you love, sunshine and laughter
Not just for today but all the days after
Happy Birthday Dear…

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I love you little bug! You are so cute, smart and sweet. I love watching you grow up but I’m afraid you are growing too fast.
Happy Birthday Dear…

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
 - Jean Paul Richter

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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  - Bobby Kelton

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In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!

I wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!

On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!

You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!

You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!

You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!

Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!

It is older but not better! Happy Birthday!

If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!

According to a scientific study of people your age after making love:

- 30% ask how was it?

- 20% smoke a cigarette

- 50% say ………….

Congratulations! You managed to achieve this age despite all the obstacles of life. You escaped accidents, diseases, the swine flu, tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, terrorist attacks, meteorites, and even without knowing it, the aliens attack …

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I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

It’s not because you don’t want to become older,
that we can’t celebrate your birthday…
Happy birthday!

You believe you are vintage? You’re not vintage… you were vintage last year, this year you’re very old.

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My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

Happy birthday!
I hope you may live forever.
So far, so good…

I always told everyone that you are a good girl.
But now that it’s your birthday I will tell everyone,
that you’re a bad girl who never got caught…

On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

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Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you’re too old, but I still bought you a toy!

Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!

If you want more people to remember your birthday,
stop paying bills for an entire year…

You better start finding new ways to look younger because you have just turned a year older.

Happy Birthday to my friend who looks older than me!

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Old fart, young heart!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

The younger you try to look the older you actually are.

Happy Birthday on your very special day…. I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

So many candles, so little cake.

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience

May you live all the days of your life

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

No matter how old you get, I don’t think you’ll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Fulheim

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,
so let us celebrate it like crazy!
Happy birthday!

I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn’t bought you anything…
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday!

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